The Kansas Poison Control Center [reported an increase] (https://www.cjonline.com/news/20200427/kansas-coronavirus-update-gov-laura-kelly-says-more-tests-needed-before-state-can-reopen) of more than 40% in cleaning chemical cases, days after POTUS suggested that household disinfectants could be injected “almost as a cleaning.” When he was asked by a reporter if he takes any responsibility for the spike in such calls, his answer surprised no one.