You can’t make this shiite up, I guess.
Bar staff called police shortly after 10 p.m. and told officers that De Santis arrived from another bar, where she had been kicked out. Outtakes staff noted that she was “extremely intoxicated” and refused to serve her any alcohol, the complaint read.
De Santis started passing her baby around to other patrons and exited, leaving behind her child and a diaper bag. Bar staff stepped in, changed the baby’s “very full diaper” and fed the child a bottle, the charging document noted.